It should be called an Aventa now since the door is gone.

These just seem like dick moves now... When I turned my jetta in I felt sort of bad for the guy at the dealership because he keeps getting harassed and blamed by customers. The guy at the dealership probably had nothing to do with the scandal. Just turn in the car. It’s not that hard to act like an adult.

I know a previous employee of the EPA and they have said that this is absolutely normal every election cycle, and that the media are being goaded into articles like the one above.

Happy tuesday.

The 997 you want is the 997.2, especially if you go PDK, just make that real clear. And they are still asking a hefty premium, but it’s worth it. The minor upgrades go a LONG way. And the PDK upgrade is by no means minor. It’s a huge improvement.

Clearly Airwolf. The Stringfellow Hawke character had a rustic mountain cabin full of priceless oil paintings on a lake, where he’d go chill on the dock, shedding man-tears as he played his Stradivarius cello for bald eagles. It lasted 55 episodes over 4 seasons, whereas Blue Thunder was cancelled in one season after…

YOU’RE JUST JEAL... Dammit.

I don’t see what’s so offensive about the Women’s Equal Trade Fellowship of Anaheim, Rosemead, and Torrance.

It’s not all bad. We do provide “Welcome Home” baskets for the homeless and thank paroled convicts for their service.

Aaaand now it’s political

Are we surprised? California is a communist shithole with a deathly aversion to fun and hurt fee-fees. I imagine California as that one retired neighbor you had that had nothing to do all day but look out the window and complain about what they saw times roughly 40 million.   

My personal favorite:

Could be worse

My dad commuted almost every day of my parents’ 46 years together. He’s still waiting for parole.

The new Jaguar XE is actually pretty damn nice, especially if you want something different.

Because she can? Because she wants to? What’s it to you

I’m going to say either Patrick’s ATS-V suggestion or Ballaban’s CTS-V wagon are equally correct choices. Either one would improve her life bigly.

From the Singer owner’s manual:

There’s a lot I love about this car. It almost has an Alfa Giulia thing going on ... love it.

Fatal problem: it shares a marque– and decades of previous baggage, good or bad –with the following vehicles:

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

Well, the one I worked at operated like a glorified buy-here-pay-here, and basically catered to those sorts of customers. They were happy to get approved for a new Kia or a used whatever, so they put up with all sorts of abuse. But anyone who had good credit or cash and was in the position to shop elsewhere...did.