Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

I’m still mad about HOW SHIT THE FUCKING PODCAST APP IS NOW. FUCKING STOP APPLE. WHY DID YOU MAKE PLAYING A PODCAST TAKE LIKE 3 TAPS? SO DUMB.

It’s not that big of a boner on the keeper, an inch or two to the left and it’s still going in.

What? You’re an Arsenal fan and a Packers fan. You think that’s Purgatory?

In the fall of 1990, I was in college near ESPN...I was working in a pizza joint and in came Ray Knight one Sunday evening. Short version: we had a three year affair...yes, true, we fucked many, many Sunday nights after Baseball Tonight was over...I’d sneak into his hotel room at the Radisson Inn in lovely Bristol,…

At least the Navy guy stood for the National Answer.

Mets fans? You’re annoyed by someone else hating their own team?

“Sprained his feelings” is actually kind of funny.

isn’t this game like in 3 hours?

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

Mustache AND beard, as well as hats from all the breweries I’ve been to, but no plaid....a man can only conform to so many stereotypes.

“About 100 yards” away is “near the front of the stage”?

If only this game could have been played next Monday.

As one of those kids in my youth, we don’t enjoy playing the anthem either.

Don’t say that in front of the marching band. They worked hard on it and put on those horrible suspender pants to play for you tonight.

In 2009 the NFL started receiving millions of dollars from the US Military in exchange for constantly staging patriotic displays and promoting the military. That is when they started having the teams come out for the anthem. Plenty of fans still spend the anthem buying beers or using the bathroom. The fact that the…

I could’ve made this comment on any of these articles but this one is fresh so I’m going to leave it here: I was in the band for five years at Alabama. We played the National Anthem during pregame. Do you know where both teams were when we were doing so? In the locker room getting ready for the game. Not even on the…

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...