Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

a google search has borne this new information:

Watching the Jinx and All Good Things, this makes me so angry how people then (and now) completely excuse away abusive behavior. Everyone go out and read Lundy Bancroft's Why Does He Do That? about abusive men if you haven't already. I want everyone to know the signs of an abuse.

I die. Give this to meeeeee.

The man was a hero under enemy fire and this is how we reward him, making Sarah Palin his mother-in-law? Has he not suffered enough?

Her room may be messy but her bar is immaculate.

Abundantly clear why Snowden didn't trust her to know what he was planning to do. I wouldn't trust her with plans for a surprise party.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Borrowing Bristol's clothes.

As a male, I don't mind period sex either because NO PIRATE FEARS THE RED SEA

He probably will get some type of visitation rights. One of the major reasons I didn't get an order of protection during my divorce is that my ex still gets a right to be a dad. All I could see happen from OFP would be pissing him off to the point of no return and because of our kiddo - he would still have a right to…

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

maybe they are trolling you back? MAYBE THEY READ THE ARTICLE?!?

+1 to a proper fitting. You might want to try someplace that sells lingerie exclusively or bridal lingerie. The more old-ladyish the store looks, the better the fitting, in my experience.

I want the Rifftrax version of this movie.

New season on Netflix in 2 days! :)

It's not Smash, but everyone in Austin should check out Juegos Rancheros, a monthly gathering where you get to see new indie games that are being developed, and also drink alcohol.

Dornan only looks good with the facial hair.

You have nothing to be ashamed of! Pieces of shit can be really, really good at hiding who they really are. It is like 101 of being a piece of shit.