You might want to leave that straw man alone. It's had enough.

Kim Kardashian was robbed.

Don't forget David Byrne!

Patrick Stewart isn't on this list. Methinks you have no taste at all.

"Bitch how are you not the Hobbit?"

Holy shit, can we talk about how good Jessica Williams looks? I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR TIE AND YOUR LIPSTICK, JESSICA.

As a Jew, I can tell you... Christmas can defend itself, Fox.

Hanukkah could use a hand, though. Our Latkes are long overrun with shitty Christmas music and bringing trees in the house.

Using copyrighted works to sell something almost never survives the fair use balancing test of section 107 of the Copyright Act. I'm not saying that it's not fair use. I'm just saying that it is by no means pure and simple.

Read it for the juicy bits.

THIS. Absolutely, totally, 100% this. Ted Cruz for Prez campaign events. Rallies for whoever is running against Wendy Davis for governor in Texas. The GOP National Convention. The Values Voters Summit. Build a transvaginal ultrasound wand accessory to travel with Lady Vag. Oh, the places this vagina will go!

What? They are over? NOW WHAT AM I TO DO WITH MY NOVEL COVER.

My laptop is named "Lappy". My desktop from a few years back was named "Compy". Homestarrunner.com hasn't updated since 2010, and that makes me sad.

Yeah, I don't know if it's just the food. A lot of people I know are boycotting them because of stuff like this.

From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler

Want this so badly. Must find the poor girl version.

Ultima VII: The Black Gate