Well, obviously she has Parkinson’s, dementia, a concussion, ebola, Zika and the vapors, as opposed to Donald Trump, who is so ASTOUNDINGLY, SHOCKINGLY HEALTHY that he’s starting to grow redundant organs.

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Oh boy the tin foil hat crowd is gonna have a feast with this one

Virgina monologues.

West Virgina of Manocide

Kyle Wagner.

But nevertheless, there remains no legal standing for JPP’s suit, just as there was no legal standing for Terry Bollea’s suit.

They totally support women- for the month they wear pink for breast cancer. The rest of the season they can bring us sandwiches and beer while we watch the games.

Slugfest for Game Boy? I’ll assume you just listed the only 5 sports games you’ve ever played, because that game was objectively terrible.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

The Conservapedia link, of course, is particularly interesting, since it has a certain authoritative status here - it’s maintained by, and that entry was written by, Phyllis’ son Andy.

I’m pretty happy she was alive to see a black man become President. Fuck her and may she rest in hell.

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

“We’re the party of Lincoln! You remember him! He fought a whole big war to free the slaves! So, basically, ignore the last 50 years of actual policy and remember the guy from 150 years ago. Clearly, we care more about civil rights than those dirty Democrats.”

I love that this is the Republican narrative. It’s like…

Drumpf offered policy specifics for the inner cities: he called for a revitalized Motor City, with “factories everywhere” and “new roads and bridges” as well as “new schools—especially schools.”

Same thing happened with Jordan Sargent and Hamilton Nolan

This kinda feels like this crossing the line. What the woman did was wrong, ironic, kinda funny, but she didn’t harm anyone, and I thought her getting fired in the first place was too much.

If you haven’t seen it yet, I would recommend the one where she advocates for killing the “bad” Muslims, who she estimates to be 20% of the Muslim population. Which would be over 300 Million people, or approximately the same as the population of the United States. This woman is psychotic and makes some of what Trump…

All great reads, fellas. And how about a shout out to the artwork department? Well done this year. Keep it up!