Who is the best/worst dressed deadspinner?

Who eats the smelliest food in the office?

Oh ok I assumed they all used IVF.

Is it true that all the Deadspin staffers are virgins? Read it on the titanic section of Jezebel today.

Who is the most/least fun at office parties/gatherings?

Please rank political tv shows, of which The West Wing is obviously #1

Please tell us about your poops

Which writer poops the most each day? (Number of times and/or by weight)

Over/under on whole pizzas eaten by Magary each week?

How many of your post pitches have been made while 2+ of you were pooping in bathroom stalls at the same?

Poop sweats are absolutely real and usually your last symptom before poop starts protruding/leaking from your asshole.

Just to be clear - this article is about the “revelation” that managing a single variable (calories) may not help you lose weight since things like saturated fats, sugars, and other non-caloric units of measurement are also important? You don’t have to be a health nut to know that two different food items with 400…

Sure, Aerosmith has the highest volume of boners overall, but their boner per song count is probably average at best. The greatest number of boners for a single track is definitely Lil Jon’s “Get Low.”

When this thing actually launches, I assume there will there be an Explanation 3.0 from Whitlock full of #factsonly journalism explaining how/why the site would have been better if he stuck around.

He's been spending too much time with the evangelical yokels in Missouri.

I’ll throw in $100 as well.

In junior high school, my friend group consisted of three kids who have since served time in prison, one guy who is currently on the run for drug trafficking, and one or two normal guys. Needless to say, we did stupid shit on the reg.