Thank you white man. Where would we be without you.

Can I live on your acreage? I am American.

the most heartwarming story of the day

He is just looking for an excuse to distance himself from the press. He does not want to answer the questions of the ones already in the room. He could care less about accommodating more. He wants to do things in secret, without question. This job is a public one. He is just going to have to get used to being…

He’s doing his Donald impersonation.

millions of stars to you.

Let’s gather a group of lawyers willing to sue the executive branch for its many constitutional violations on behalf of the American people. That’s all he understands. Somehow, I don’t think that imploring our congress for impeachment will be enough.

Fuck this. Bye

Fuck 2016. Can we make it one more week without losing another icon? This sucks.

Go Buckeyes!

Generational opinion.

He has the Falcons confused with the Browns.

um, they are in Michigan

that video is pure gold. YaA

I found it touching.

This pussy punches dix. Fuck all that other shit. 🙏 Namaste

I’m a buckeye and have just been smiling

Yeah, fuck her. I voted and stayed up all night with my daughter watching returns. So disappointed. Tonight I’m getting drunk.

Bye Felicia.

Yes dammit yes yes yes. I may have had an orgasm.