Omagawd ohio again. I’m actually an Ohioans and idgaf about any celebrity. What being said, I made up my mind months ago. Trump need to be held to a certain standard and at least be somewhat qualified. He fails on all counts

I like football but I am watching starship troopers on the today gotdammit. Fuck you

How do you break you own damn ankles?

Jim Carrey did it better.

he didn’t mean it since it was on the back of his head. I see

God-DAMmmmm

I have worked with these robots and non-invasive basically means laparoscopic. The doctor can control all of the instruments at the console, which is in the room at our hospital.

That dance though. Car lot worthy.

Estupido hombre

Erykah Badu for president!

He might want to reconsider that Senate run

Snl debate was so jets vs sharks

Damn

Even touchdown Jesus says,”fuck you!”

Candace Parker is a bitch you don’t mess with! #BYDMW

You can’t be a real doctor and the Cosby Show was complete fiction. Sit down. They might have believed her if she said she was a nurse, but why demean yourself? Put them out there and fire that stewardess. We’re all humans and if it were her, I’d bet she wouldn’t care. Just help me. This was an episode of Sanford and…

as a black person, I get tired of movies about slavery. I don’t want to see that shit anymore. Make more black superheroes of even just regular people stories. This goes for civil rights movies too. Just make us regular people in movies. #mytwocents

I’m oddly fascinated by this gif. A repulsive wonder.

I have written a song called “tiny penis.” In sorry but it’s short. I’ll see my way out.