I'd try this if my Ubuntu (Hardy Heron) actually became useful and supported my Linksys Wi-fi Adapter. Until then, too bad.

It also surprises me how truckers are constantly complaining about high diesel prices, yet they still use their gas-guzzling engine brakes to slow down and refuse to shut off their engines when staying at truck stops overnight.

I use Sound Volume Hotkeys for this. It's a simple program but it always works and doesn't bloat up my slow computer. (However, I have been having issues getting it to run at starter, but I guess this is just my computer).

Fake! It put a sex offender's house in a cemetery by my house. And it placed people where there were not even houses

I agree completely. On Monday I'm still recovering from the weekend and by Tuesday, I'm running full-speed productivity-wise. From there through Friday, my productivity "spins down" gradually as I get tired of doing work and ready for the weekend.

That video reminded me of those cheesy, low-budget commercials from the 90s...Otherwise, I've heard 'em all before (except the pantyhose one, which can be replaced by some effects in windows movie maker).

I'm surprised no one noticed this until now. Microsoft Office has had this feature since Office XP...maybe even earlier. However, most of the times I've used it, the translation provided was, most of the time, inaccurate and loaded with grammar flaws. It's great for informal translations of simple phrases but once you…