It's the French way.

...Nobody cares.

Are you on crack?

Judging by that background, somebody really wants a Mac.

So you're saying you shouldn't choose a phone based on your needs and preferences? Huh?

I'll stick with my Leica M3, thanks though! ;)

I'm guessing he had no idea what the hell he was doing.

Time to take a one year old and burn it 99 percent of its body! Then do it again! It's the scientific method!

I think he sees dead people.

Just shut up. People buy it because they like it. The reason big phones are popular is because a lot of people like them. If you're an Apple fanboy, that hurts because Apple will never make a bigger iPhone. So they resort to incoherent ranting...

Whether the new iPad is compelling to you or not really depends on the tablet you have now. If you have an original iPad, you'll probably want to upgrade. If you have a cheaper or older Android tablet, you'll probably be tempted to purchase the new iPad. Those who have invested in expensive Android tablets will keep…

So true. I'm no fanboy, but I have to say that Giz is the only place that has been consistently "meh" about the new iPad.

Beautiful!

Wow, Giz really really really wants us to hate this new iPad. What's so bad about it? The screen is pretty freakin sweet and people are buying it like hotcakes. But it the world of Giz, you can't find "new iPad" without "disappointing" in the same sentence.

I'll stick with my M3, thanks though! ;)

You guys realize he was making a joke, right? Right?

Any chance someone has the wallpaper in that default Gizmodo iPad article picture?

This is the only picture Giz seems to be capable of using in a Paybook bashing post. Oh never mind, that's every playbook post...but I can't blame them!

That first sentece = priceless

This entire thread: pointless. It doesn't matter who created it first. When you in essence create a market, you should expect competition.