jonthegreat
jonthegreat
jonthegreat

dude .. i worked there for 7 months

he never says it happens at midnight. it actually happens at 6.

pfft, stopping for a stop sign

i never saw them for dorky. more like super pervy creeper.

he should have written about that in the specs, or mentioned it in the article.

if it doesn't have a back-lit keyboard i'm not interested. i'll stick with my zenbook, thanks

i bet the flatness came from trying to bottle ferment in those grolsch bottles. i've never had luck with them holding carbonation for two hours going to a party, let alone the several days needed for the yeast to do some more fermenting.

but there's a separate usb module. if the battery has one of it's own why add that module to the design? maybe it could be used for HDMI out also. who knows. and who has time to read anything these days? i don't give a whit about this phone or it's concept. like it says in the article, all the modules currently

so what happens after the battery does die? do all the phone controlled locking magnets hold tight, or let loose? when the battery gets down to 30 seconds of life left and my spare is 2 minutes away and i don't make it in time does the phone just fall apart? or have i missed the window to swap in a new battery and now

you say that now. let's see you do it while on a super important phone call in the winter with cold fingers and people all around yelling at you and the extra battery is lost somewhere inside your bag and you haven't eaten in 8 hours. or you're on an airplane in turbulence and the extra battery is in the overhead

have you ever tried to do things under immense time pressure? without repetitious practice to make it a mindless task it's really easy to fumble things up, drop things, forget a step

do you feel like you're in a time bomb situation while you're doing it? what if you don't do it in time?

because you'd have to? and how do you connect the new battery if you need the phone to be on to make a connection?

cant't they make all the modules pretty water resistant? the only things exposed are the few connectors. maybe that can still do damage though? i'm no expert

so you want "unfair" debates? let's have a debate on what kind of debates we should have. my vote is on the "mastur" kind

i'm certainly not the jerk

how does that even work? eh.. i guess i was imagining it being like.. ridiculously cool instead of just pretty cool

go back to the jerk store