Can’t she just be Crazy Spice? Or Clueless Spice? Or are those already spoken for?

I’m no Michigan fan, but how can you not love this guy? He has done/said more things to make me laugh than all other CFB coaches over the last 20 years combined.

In an age of perpetual gun violence, maybe we should call out one of our sports “heroes” for quotes directly referencing gun violence?? But Deadspin is busy dedicating article after article to offensive mascots...