But but but... They’re white...

Like reading a fifteen year old who finally lost his virginity talk about why having sex is better than jerking off. Everyone else who has experienced both already knew this. And anyone saying the first is better than the second is being a contrarian.

You write like a 12 year old.

Barry. Any chance that’s a Soffe shirt?

I think the biggest revelation is that Penny Hardaway had sex with Nick Denton and AJ. How is that not front page on Deadspin.