I guess love can bloom on the battlefield

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oh god what if the kid got away with like

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

So Gen 3- Mudkip meme.

The LG G3 didn't make the list? I'm shocked. I think the G3 is right up there with any of these phones listed.

It can't beat the 7 shades of black though,

I live in London. "Bent over and just took it" is a pretty apt description of my negotiations.

Still better then reading Ctrl+Alt+Del.

Yes, yes, yes. So much. I don't code, so I don't need all the features that some of the other submissions have. If you are looking for basic writing and you have a Mac, TextEdit is the shit.