Why though. I’m watching MLB Network because I like baseball more. You’re watching the Stanley Cup because, presumably, you really love hockey! Cool, we can both do these things. And I can look at this clip and say “cool, that’s good sports” and then go back to my baseball.

“Ya know those Dennis Leary Ford Truck commercials that annoy the hell out of everyone? Let’s copy that style for the tutorial trailer of our game! People will HATE it!”

Tampa...I can name probably three players on your whole team, but I want you to win so fucking bad. Goddamn Blackhawks.

Just be glad you’re not a Leafs fan :(

It’s nice seeing someone play as the Oilers. How I cannot wait for the next season (10th times a charm?)

And there were people whining and crying about there being no voice chat in Splatoon, saying the community is mature enough not to just keep swearing into the microphone. A picture is worth 1000 words indeed.

I’d check Kanji ANY time

Final Fantasy XV isn’t a typical power fantasy per se... the outrage was that the only women who appeared, was Cid... and well... her presentation was a bit stereotypical to say the least...

I agree. If they don’t let me be gay and marry all the boys, I will flip out.

You're embarassing yourself.

I think my favorite was in the comments:

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

Didn’t read the article for fear of spoilers, but I can confirm, Secret Wars is some of the best superhero stuff coming out right now. It’s got something for everybody. To those that say, “it’s an alt universe, it’ll all be reset” I say, yeah so what it’s about the journey, not the destination

Todd has been busy since Pokemon Snap.

Because I could not come for dick picks
They kindly came for me
The screen held but just one penis
With functionality.

The objective is to explore what you think makes for a good dick pic. The characters you send the pictures to all react to what you take. Also, I thought finding the hidden functions was pretty fun—it reminded me of all the secrets hidden inside of FNAF.

Nintendo doesn’t have any new IP (check)

Not really joking. All of the Bothering Me options are a No Go. I don’t really give a crap if anyone’s kid gets to see grandma or not. You got your troubles I got mines.