Christ, the vast majority of everything on Gawker media is clickbait, and you’re complaining about someone who actually put time, effort, thought, and background knowledge into their piece.

That’s DDoS, not Doxxing.

I bet that store smells really, really good. I once bought a used briefcase at a church rummage sale because when I opened it, it smelled like newly sharpened pencils.

This is a really long article that could be summed up with “He should be a biomedical engineer.”

Goddamn I love Nicki so fucking much. I could listen to her rap nursery songs.
Beyonce is okay, too.

Missing out on what? What happened over the last, what was it, 7 years? He's still a rich white dude who's a completely self absorbed ahole. Did I miss something?

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

He’s not. I defy you to find anybody publicly choking down on the bat in this video.

Please, god, tell me I’m not the only one who read the title and immediately thought of those weird alpha/omega sex dog AU fanfics that are bizarrely common for some reason. I would love to see an article about why that exists, where it originated, why it’s so popular, etc.

So, she dodged a bullet, then.

“I am a pleasant human person. I have a likeable persona and I do nice things. I do not scream at police officers. I single out humble municipal workers as a totally natural and not at all calculated thing. I am definitely not counting the minutes till I can go home and bathe your plebian filth off of my body. I am so…

Which shape do they take when they’re bear hugging the women?

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

Read to achieve.

smartphones are the new GBA’s/early DS. Get over it.

“Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

Man, just when you think you’ve seen every kind of organic/vegan elitist...