This is so fucking dumb

BREAKING: Player on championship team to receive championship ring

Everybody who writes for the sites is exactly the same

dear white people, ahahahahaha GOD I fucking love this website

What non-story

Humblebragging

I fucking hate deadspin

This is such a dumb column

I hate myself for giving you sanctimonious assholes clicks.

The major sports news sites have the figure in their headlines. But I’ll shut up about clickbait now...

Wasn’t he white, and made millions? If you ask me, Bill Paxton was no saint.

Carrie Fisher was no saint.

Well done how original. Sarcasm, so fresh

i gotta stop givin you fuckers clicks

“craig sager is dead. fuck drumpf.”

dumb

oh shut up

haha robots

cool

here come the deadspin pc police