Ballet dancer, here. Unitards have a terrible wedgie problem. And unitards/leotards/anything bodysuity tends to be mass-produced so they’re invariably way too short/long or way too narrow/wide. Wedgie + constant tugging.

From what I see, the choices aren’t exclusively about sexualization of female characters. They did make fun of the space suit. And had a wig gag.

I was pretty shocked when I learned that Moomins aren’t known in US. Both the books and cartoons (the old Polish stop-animated one and later Japanese traditional animation one) were such an essential part of childhood that it’s hard to imagine it without them (Mårran has certainly left an impression on many kids in…

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.

So I got a ton of submissions for this and nearly always, 80% of the text was dedicated to explaining what the REAL definition of trolling was. None of this is included in the post because frankly, who gives a shit about maintaining the REAL PURITY of trolling other than trolls? In this case, if people self-identified…

10 years later and the game still has ~6 million monthly subscribers; I’m sure they’re all scrambling over at Blizzard HQ right now because brokenfury8585 is going with “too little to late blizz.”

Flaccid, with foreskin, raised to see lower side of penis.

I don’t see it. Yeah, humans disturbed the equilibrium of the System Lords, but their system involved regular slavery, slaughter, and destruction. Yeah, we woke the Wraith up early, but they wake up and kill whole planetary populations with regularity. Yeah, we bring the Ori into our galaxy, but they enslave a whole…

It had an impressive willingness to change the status quo within the Earthbound universe. We don’t really see too many of the side effects on Earth itself except for one memorable tech conference Sam and the character that I just think of as Frumpy Scientist attended, but it was nice that they didn’t just abandon…

Oh, cool! SOFIA is rad. I’ve been on it. The plane itself is a 747-SP and was the Pan Am Clipper Lindburgh before being bought by United, then NASA.

To be fair, those finger-magnets are nowhere near strong enough to wipe the data from a credit card’s strip. (Full disclosure, I really really want magic magnet fingers.)

You can substitute the word ‘cooking’ with just about any other activity people do/use. For example: farming, furniture making, driving, walking, working on a car, sewing. Some people do these things for fun, others don’t and they choose to avoid it, much like eating soylent.

Laziness. I hate cooking and simply don't want to do it, but I need food to live. So why not replace some of my meals with this? Im not going to make the good decision when the chips are down, I'll be busy ordering a pizza

I don’t hate food (quite the opposite!), but I do hate the never ending grind of having to constantly buy food, plan and cook meals, and do dishes. Especially when I’m in a deep depressive period, it ends up being overwhelming, which is a big part of why I’ve dropped about 50 lbs. in the last 4 months.

I think people miss the point of Soylent. Yes, he comes across as a wing nut, but wouldn’t everyone like to spend less time and money on shopping, preparing, cooking and cleaning? I doubt Soylent will ever replace meals for the masses (though for some it already has), but certainly it could replace our shitty frozen…

While we’re at it, can we stop calling Teddy bears “bears” already? They aren’t bears! They are cotton stuffed with polyfill! You people are just confusing my really smart brain!

That stuff is truly horrific... There was a very big story in my hometown (I was going to say big locally...but apparently looking it up it’s cited in a lot of safety papers) where a guy working in a backyard laboratory without proper safety gear spilled about 100ml on himself >_<. He immediately tried to wash himself…

No deal.

Oh it makes it worse because the pain you get later is many many times worse than the pain you might get from your face melting off because instead of that your bones are melting on the inside.

When the source material is ultimately a diatribe about why we’d all be better off if there were a worldwide military junta, maybe a disrespectful adaptation is the only way a sensible person could ever approach it.