jonnythedetailer
theonewhoisbasedasfuck
jonnythedetailer

NAWS lol

I remember that. That was messed up.

Murcielago was also the last tube-framed Lamborghini, wasn't it?

I sold Chevy trucks when this hit dealerships. The only salesperson who liked it was a 55y/o trailer trash (looked like an ex-lot lizard) saleswoman. The rest of us guys and gals were astonished at how terrible it was.

I dunno but SOMEONE FIRE UP THE DEEP FRYER

IMHO, that's not all that difficult, lol.

Because the 4cyl Cherokee is Really. Fucking. Slow.

You left out mall cops.

Agreed. All speed, red light, and LPR camera locations should be ready, public knowledge. And, not an obscure website link or printed public notice in the last few pages of an old media local newspaper barely read by anyone. There should be a local TV, robocalling, and mass mailing campaign every single time a new

I think you missed the joke and make a second joke. I applaud both, however.

I hate E30 fanbois. But, I’m gonna go with E30 M3. E36 and E46 rear chassis problems immediately eliminate them from contention. Everything after the E46 has been a fat pig.

Nothing really prepares us for parenthood. I used to wonder why my dad was always so obsessed with efficiency. I totally understand, now, haha.

The convertible infant seats with 35lb ratings are a godsend. You release the carrier from the base like an infant seat and they continue to sleep.

Also, I’ve just told those people, “Fuuuuuck you. I just went to put the cart in the corral.”

You’ll become more efficient and packing-and-going, eventually. Having a backpack with shit ready to go was what I did. Gotta run? Boom. Dress my son, grab the dad bag and gone.

Exactly. I was waking to school at six, and had to cross a four-lane street with a (then) 40MPH limit. Did that for eight years. Not a single student ever died in that time. None has since, either, even after they reduced the limit to 30MPH on the four-lane street. And, that was over the last 30 years.

Follow your state’s law(s) regarding the matter and use common sense and I don’t care. I’ll even keep an eye on someone else’s kids if asked. No problem.

I’m less than 50% white. I’m not ignorant. I’m educated. (Outside of my detailing business) I have a senior-level professional position. I’m close to 40.

I live in Chicago. It doesn't work the way you think even in the worst neighborhoods.

Probably where only black people commit crimes