no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Plot-holes.

Paul Walker thought he had found one

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

..had nothing to do with the acquisition of the plans being stolen in this movie.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I fixed it.

What’s the point of anything?

Don’t bee such a buzz kill

Hey, it’s me, your dog.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

It’s nice to see the follow up to that conversation. Maybe this can become a regular section? “The average gamer”.

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