When I shopped around to make sure the Costco price was good, my local dealer basically accused me of lying, told me nobody sells at such a low price, and refused to even entertain an offer. I took the Costco price right after that.

If you had to choose between Trump or the goat every three months, which is preferable? I think I'd go goat.

It’s only fair that you answer your own hypothetical, Ashley. Would you fuck the goat for love?