I’d settle for a slime climb where you can never reach the top.

Cheating in video games is pathetic, but cheating in a game like Fall Guys is bottom of the barrel. How much of a loser do you have to be to cheat in Fall Guys...

It is great, but it would have been better if the final round was always won by a bot so none of the cheaters actually got crowns.

Real fake doors at every turn.

Or an endless race round. Run forever without ever reaching the end. 

Forcing cheaters to only get to play with other cheaters is beautiful and I love it.

Shoot. I had dreams that those cheaters were sent to an island where all the See Saws fully tilt at any touch or a Door Dash where all the doors are fake.

There’s too high a percentage of sociopaths and idiots within our society for this to be a viable model, I’m sorry.

Y’know...if we collectively agree to stop giving these miserable fuckwits the attention they so goddamned desperately, pitifully claw at, they’ll eventually just go away and be forgotten like they should be.

Imagine being such a pathetic bitch that you have to pay for cheats for a free game. FFS.

Honestly, the reason for the drop is probably far less interesting than how he’s been very successfully (read as: profitably) sensationalizing the whole thing.

It’s also a shit-fucking world where this clown is the one that gets to keep producing videos.  Fuck Spanfeller.  

Guess you can’t keep a shit person down. I keep telling myself, “surely the people who still support this asshole are just kids.” And then that makes me feel simultaneously better and worse.

always bugs me when I put the number of years since the game was kickstarted into the headline and forget that development actually started in 2010-11.

but im good with spiders and terrified of floating blobs ever since i was attacked by that lava lamp.

For the readers questioning how others could possibly gain pleasure through spending money this way, let’s remember the following human activities:

I really wish gamers would internalize at least this one thing:

My wife and I might have watched that video a dozen times in a row when it came out. We instantly put words into our dog’s mouth: “Don’t want no birdies on my lawn/Bark at the birdies on my lawn”.

Plants vs Zombies is the first I really time I really felt like casual games didn’t need to be trash. Thanks for that. It and Bejeweled will always rank among my favorite casual friendly games.

Also, Laura Shigihara is a fucking treasure. You guys knocked it out of the park with this and her!