If I were 14, this might spark envy in my soft little brain. As a man in his 30s, I can only think that some incredibly bad decisions are going to be made in that ridiculously gaudy house, and these kids are just not ready for it.

If this sugar and plastic pile burns down it’ll probably caramelize.

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

It’s like she’s waiting for that moment to jump out with the gun. Both parties could have walked (or driven)away at any time.

The full video is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. Because Handgun Becky seemed to trying to deescalate the situation, in an admittedly terrible, privileged, and ham-fisted way. But then mom slaps the car, and she’s Annie Oakley.

On the one hand, I’m sad because this is one of the best episodes of Community and arguably one (if not the) best D&D episode ever on mainstream TV.

Mounting evidence that it wasn’t schtick?

better late than never.

Said it before, I’ll say it again.

Yeah, “out of the blue”, lol.

I’m going to guess it’s some variation on “being a really shitty person.”

Everybody’s biting Roger Ebert:

If Aqua could stop singing songs about Barbies and girls, I’d really appreciate it. I use to be a fan until their Barbie girl opinions came out. Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is Barbie girl BS when I’m trying to enjoy music.

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: 

I would guess at least a quarter of rage fans don’t comprehend the lyrics. Probably more.

I have an irrational aversion to non-functional hood scoops/vents/louvres. In high school there were a handful guys who covered their cars in the kind of plastichrome faux performance shit you’d get from the discount parts bin at Pep Boys. Portholes, hood scoops, you name it. The worst thing was they weren’t bad guys,…

True fact* — CS Lewis had the procedure after a failed encounter with Jane Moore, the 45 year old mother of an army friend who was killed in WWI. The pain of the operation and Moore’s taunting reference to “Mr. Tumescent” ringing in his ears, Lewis hid in a wardrobe for months, leading to the idea of half-man, half…

I have to admit I was kinda hoping that Jason would find that the grille, door handles, and headlights/taillights were just decals. Nice to see that it’s close to as-advertised though!