I was in a relationship for a year and a month where I went down on the woman every single weekend nor did she ever return the favor of going down on me. During sex, I also experienced an orgasm maybe twice. Is it selfish for me to declare that for my next relationship, the woman at least exercises using her Kegels…

In college a friend wanted to introduce me to a (lonely) friend of hers, so gave me her number. I called her up, and we started talking on a regular basis (note that this is before e-mail, so talking on the phone was the legitimate method of communicating with people, behind actually meeting up face to face). We…

Can we all just start using Common Sense for these situations?

When I'm old an gray and I look forward to dying, I've promised myself to TOTALLY take up smoking again. I've been off them for two years now, but I miss the activity and nicotine. I feel ya there.

During a particularly bad or surreal date, my inner voice will switch to David Attenborough and narrate the date as though it were a scene from Nature or Blue Planet. It's difficult to get into the mood from there, and once he makes an appearance I know things are over for the relationship. Of course, this might not…

Speaking from personal experience:
My mom and dad used to hit me in order to discipline me (I remember one instance where one parent broke a yard long wooden ruler on me). The behavior of "wanting to hit something" manifests when I get really angry or frustrated, and took me a long time and lots of therapy to get out…

For the duo who attempted to pull this off: Doing this is as tasteless as leaving dollar bill singles on a table, and threatening to remove one for each "slip up" your wait staff may have performed. It's also about as tasteless as snapping your fingers to the waitstaff, or referring to them in a patronizing tone. …

When my front started thinning, I totally just shaved my head. The "Picard look" totally works.

Nowadays? I have no idea. Back in the 90's when I was freshly 21? Everybody.

Ohhhh, I'm beginning to remember what Galliano tastes like now. Can it be used as an apertif or digestif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ap%C3%A9r…)? I just had an amazing conversation with a waiter at Bouchon in Las Vegas about digestifs; I tried fernet after a particularly filling meal and it did wonders! If…

Hah! Didn't know it was galliano that made it what it is. I'll have to pick up a bottle for my friend. XD

Hah! Fair enough.

Damn, sorry about those people! You are a saint for serving us happy juice though. Kudos!

Ok... First things first, any restaurant that has those warning signs— immediately walk out.

Secondly: Don't ever order items 1 and 3 again. Those are generic inventions that can be made in any deep fryer with the same cheap ingredients. I'd classify them as "Chinese food" in the same way I'd classify fried…

Aren't the ingredients for those drinks like 90% alcohol? Who orders a virgin Long Island Iced Tea?!

Sooooo many kudos to your husband. More people need to be educated in order to stop painful stuff like this from happening.

Hey, if the Chinese can have soup dumplings (as per xao long baos), then anything is possible! To the culinary test kitchen!

A buddy of mine ordered that at the bar the other day. Both the server and myself just looked at him for a moment, then shrugged and went about the night. It's still a drink and people still drink it, so it's all good I guess.

I used to love grasshoppers back in the day. It was a standard "go to" type of drink to freshen your breath. :D

I used to love grasshoppers back in the day. You could get them blended or on the rocks; they were like a little alcoholic dessert that freshened breath after that bender of other sour drinks at the bar. Sorry— nothing to add to the conversation; I'm just adding my own pleasant memories of the drink.