I’ll let Mr. Regular do the talking.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Audi RS6 Avant. It can haul 1918 lbs of cannabis no problem

So I guess the Devel...is really in the details.

At this point, probably somewhere between “never” and “LOL.”

And before someone can reply with “Because it’s awesome”, no it’s not awesome. Not awesome at all. For that amount of money you could buy an actuall HMMWV and do a Cummins swap.

Sweet FJ.

Nice France, it’s been in multiple video games (Driver 3, Forza Horizon 2), gorgious scenery, twisty coastal roads, proximity to Alps, Monaco, etc.

Duh:

Going ahead and saying San Francisco before all the over-romanticizing begins...

You win the internet for this month, and it’s only the first day!

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The hazard light switch.

This

Front wheel drive.

Well, first of all - cars are regulated - ever hear of driver’s licenses? And cars also have important functionality for society, and does not have a primary purpose as a weapon for killing other people.

Things that look more like the R18 than Nissan’s LMP1 car:

Top Gear, as an entity, was around long before 2002 when Clarkson brought it back. I realize that during the 02 to 13(?) run it was the best motoring show people had seen, but hell, May didn’t even come along until season two. It’s changed again, and with a proper car person (although a fanatical devotion to the wrong…