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That explains why my barber cuts hair with a machete and bear claw.

"I just didn't get hooked up for it"

He probably should have spent another 7 minutes describing what a hostage is, I was just figuring out the whole fishing thing.

Here is mine :3,

Tl;dr: the more realistic you get, the less you are flexible for fringe cases like this. Shit fucks up fast

Half Life 3 CONFIRMED!!!

American football. It makes all the countries join forces in defending regular football.

I hope there's some sort of sarcasm in there, cause that shit you just typed is mad German.

Source: It comes from the Nietzsche philosophies and I have it tattooed on my arm.

Any gamer knows that's where his Elder Scrolls journey shall begin.

"It's fucking bread!!!"

You do realise that if you'd be gay you would put your dong into assholes?

Maybe they didn't know because most of their porn is censored?

"Done and done" - Brian Ashcroft