Actually yeah, that is the only reason I clicked on this. I didn't even realize it was about Doodle Jump until I watched the video.

This is the truth.

But in a funnier way.

Half-Life 2 is still one of my favorite games, and I believe that's it's one of the best, objectively speaking. The fact that not every aspect of it is still in fashion has no impact on the quality of the game.

Who spends days playing a game without saving? That's what I want to know...

Yup, exact same thing with me...

This should totally be an iPhone game. I swear they would make millions!

@xilefian: Playing a video game simulation of a sport and actually playing the sport itself are two completely separate activities. A video game simulation of a sport is a video game, not a sport. That's almost like saying "Why play Grand Theft Auto when you could play soccer?"

I hardly ever play games... but I never watch a movie before checking it out it's rating on multiple sites.

@kaploy9: I approve. :)

@DunnCarnage: Chrome? Google Docs? Many other cool projects easily accessible from google.com?

I totally thought that guy at the end was going to be naked, but it turned out he was just wearing a sleeveless shirt...

Ahh yes, the first goatse encounter. It made me feel pretty lousy too...

@DRaGZ: I'd have to disagree. I'm not a fan of turn-based RPGs, but FF7 was an amazing experience for me. I'd have to say that I enjoyed it, _despite_ the gameplay (not to say that it was bad. Just that the storyline was what made the battles worth it.)

@dowingba: Ahhh, now this what Kotaku is _supposed_ to look like. Thanks for the tip. :)

...until the modding community gets there hands on it. :)

GTA3 was pretty hilarious at points. Case in point: Chatterbox. Funny shit...

A picture gallery doesn't have panning or music. That's way.

But didn't you hear? The 3D world that we live in is dangerous! I think some of that must be attributed to the fact that it's 3D... no?

@Platypus Man: The puns themselves are never that funny to me, but when I imagine Horatio Caine saying them it always makes me lol...