It's like you knew I needed a sound bar.

Because his history as a soccer player extends past the last two weeks.

It's football

If you're counting pressing "Start" on the laundry machine, sitting down for an hour, and then picking up 2 pounds of clothes and moving them 3 feet, then redoing that whole process 3 more times, then I suppose you're right.

Also, you're moronic if you think home maintenance is occasional.
Or you live in a really…