Coulier.

I originally meant it in the generic sense, but if if you are able to make that look happen then you would be remiss not to.

Your username suggests that you must use these powers for evil and complete your transition to supervillain. You would make a great Nemesis.

Sparkeling Muscatel

*snaps politely*

Jackée>Stamos>Coulier

Stab-free children's music is a precious thing.

I want a Domino movie with Deadpool and Cable as supporting players.

Stick'im!

Please don't this.

Ah yes, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" response. A classic.

Never heard of it, but your description almost made me black out.

I would go with Rip Torn's Maxx from The Beastmaster, but reasonable minds may differ.

One more step down.

Now you're talking. We find out that the whole Donner Party was mostly just this guy.

handicapable.

Scene thief extraordinaire.

I'm pretty sure Bonertime has a steady acting job.

Look out Itchy!

It rides eternal.