Safe Space:

This made my day.

The People…they want more of this.

Don't forget your goat leggings.

Lefty Turner and the Blinkers

Lent a good book to a nice young lady. She returned the favor by loaning me her entire collection of the "Left Behind" series.

Marketing people and parents couldn't figure out why the little girls preferred pretending to be Elsa from Frozen to Anna. Anna was supposed to be the sympathetic protagonist. They finally figured out that everyone wants to have superpowers.

You're jinxing it.

Commercial, punt with fair catch, commercial. Makes me feel like I'm dying a little.

Ketchup. Catsup. Ketchup. Catsup. I'm in over my head.

Such loaded italics! Now I'm curious. Is it, in fact, celebrity bumfights?

You're going to want to come over here with us dimwits.

Shrim.

I'm sorry to see him go, but I have a soft spot for Luke Willson. Good things happen when the crazy Canuck is on the field.

Mmm. More testicles means more iron.

Sign up Mel Gibson. He seems like he wants to get nailed.

I 'd go one step further and suggest that this is a "riding coattails" strategy that is all the rage within the political right. Take a look at Trump's campaign spending compared to other candidates right now. It's tiny. He realized that all he had to do was say out loud the magic fear-mongering words that FOXNEWS,…

You always speak my heart, basement dweller.

Quite the opposite really.

A young Djimon Hounsou would have killed it. He did well with his little part in GotG.