One of my good smoking buddies had to stop after watching a heavily CGI'd piece of infotainment that showed the earth as its geology progressed toward the death of the solar system. Deep Time is a bummer.

No, no, those guys are strictly Greco-Roman.

Tall Boys are cheaper and they can reach to the top shelf.

Just the other day I had to put on Booker T. & the MG’s cover of Day Tripper while I was driving because everybody in the car needed to chill the fuck out for a minute. They never fail me.

Bruce Springsteen - Hungry Heart
Angel Olsen - High and Wild
Andrew Jackson Jihad - People II: The Reckoning
Royksopp & Robyn - Do It Again
Sylvan Esso - Play It Right
Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Thuggin'

Do you have leftover sausages? You should keep that ball rollin'.

If you aren't exhausted from Zumba-ing, are you doing it right?

Their country reeks of trees!

Fleece vest over an old cotton T-shirt with fleece pants. The vest helps maintain warmth while providing pockets for snacks.

The hijinks are far too elaborate to be merely zany, but also far too wacky to be eccentric.

Si, se padme.

Popcorn!

If you are good enough at Gymkata, the world is your pommel horse.

I'm waiting for the wheel to spin full circle so I can watch a Royce Gracie style Brazillian JuiJitsu guy roll around on the ground for a little bit before casually breaking a dude's arm.

Famed for his Cheetoh cheese stained guitar strings.

Par for the course Ricky.

Oh no! the young boy you befriended will be heartbroken. But he will never forget what you did for his village.

I'm pretty sure that's how the Tolerability Index got so big.

When the shooting starts, does everybody make sure to get you first or are you a second tier casualty?

"You just threw away, like, ten parsecs of glitterstim! Jabba is going to be pissed."