Now that's a catchy tune!

Fancy socks for work or fancy socks for other more fun occasions?

Save the Delta Smelt!

Cross Stitch Sampler Xmas gift from Mrs. Forsythe to her nephew:

Well, now that we know what you're in to:

Your pre-holiday forecast predicted some rather high-handed questioning from your family. Did the illness take the wind out of their sails?
Edit: Answered downthread, well played.

Eaters of the Dead is great. The faux anthropological/historical details are batshit crazy.

The Traveler has come.

Did he mention the unexplained undersea mass sponge migration?

This up vote should be thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

Jonathan Winters, Cass Elliot, and the Three Stooges.

ruiner

I can't believe that you beat me to this. Well done.

Fatman:
"ingratiation is not on my agenda"

Caboosolezza Right?

[funky bass]

Just put the kibosh on that.

Nightmare Fuel

But did they have Flying Evis, Utah Chapter, in Indecent Proposal? Clearly they lost their way.

Don't pull punches. This house was built on pedantry.