Go Hawks.

Philistines! Gingerbread and ginger snaps have soul and are wonderful.

Don't beef sticks have their own holiday in Wisconsin? They should.

"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." Not just pretty words.

Grocery Store? Gird your loins and prepare for battle.

Scientific American: "Many in the medical community question whether Morgellons is an infectious disease or a psychiatric disorder."
…so yes.

BUT LESS FUN THAN LEW ZEELAND

Excellent choice. A fun game that I sometimes get to play is taste testing craft American Pale Lagers against industrial beer with people who claim that craft beer is just too hoppy or heavy. The proliferation of styles like Kolsch ensure that there will be a quality beer for every palette.

Your avatar could be a Big Sky label. But what beer would you be?

Screw them, I'm 5'6"!
*struts away, chin up a la Tony Manero, Velvet Underground's "Head Held High" plays*

I am so notified.

What's with the guy-wires? That's some Duplo bullshit.

On the upside, 'Tears of a Clown' is a wonderful tune.

Always an outsider, forever a hero.

An odd footnote about that scene:
It was added back in for an airing on cable in the early nineties in order to fill out the time cut because other scenes were deemed too racy. I have a friend who is one of the benighted few to have seen the octopus.

He'll have to scramble for a make up gig wherever the "Palm Springs of Idaho" is.

Ah, the magical age that is a measurement of both beer and firearms.

Those bus shacks know what they did.

I thought that's what the drinkin' does.

When I tell people that I am an atheist during polite conversation and the followup is "Why?," I tell them that I am an atheist because god wants me to be. It sounds flip, but it isn't entirely untrue.