I actually achieved the high scores and took a photo. This was when very few people had an expensive setup with the earliest Photoshop, and I could have modified the scores. I even had a dye sublimation printer that could fake out a real photo, which was what you had to mail to Nintendo Power. I never did fake a…

i probably was going to wait for the netflix release...but the abandoned amusement park aspect has me reconsidering that

Watermelon? Coconut? Giant olive? Alien pod?

At least this guy will never run out of plastic bags to fill with trash.

It'd be kind of like this ad campaign for the Toyota Yaris.

I WANNA SEE VERIZON BLEED!!! BITE THEIR FUCKING EAR OFF!!!

The message should also include a direct phone number to FiOS tech support.

cage match! let's fucking do this!

This game will never be finished.

That's actually a really creative way of looking at this. You came to this island 7 years ago > found a baby > took him home > wife didn't want baby > save for 7 years for another plane ticket to the island > The freaks found out and made the plane crash > they take their baby back and leave you, thinking you are dead…

What the fuck, managed to return the child to his family in the opening cutscene. Where is the game?

I like how it starts out almost normally and then quickly degenerates.

So, the markets they are aiming to are:

Nice phallic symbol.

I'm waiting for 8K to become cheaper and more common. 4K is so passe.

Hey, but what's wrong with sails? If it's broke don't fix it!

One day i was on a server and my team was racing with motorbikes and jeeps and from the chopper one guy was shooting at them. Im ok with this

Bane was in Lord of the rings?!