Also acceptable: Zyng.......a

Yeah it's definitely not a MOBA, I guess it's just a Multiplayer Online Battle Arena game.

But... do the fish swim away from the dog?

Found this fellar on the interwebz

I agree. I don't have a Wii U yet and I watched this kinda hoping that I would be sold on one. Just about everything they announced was highly expected and more of the same-old same-old. I can see myself buying a used Wii U on ebay just to play Smash Bros in a year or two... and let's be honest, being in HD will…

Sony's 2007 DVD Player design > Microsoft's 2002 VCR design

Edit: I can't believe how small it is. I'm very interested in seeing it next to an Xbox One now.

So that's the primary reason that you're upset about the "always online"? Obviously we have different opinions, but it seems a little silly to be worried about hooking up my Xbox One and being able to play it 20 years from now.

Yeah... I see where you're coming from, but again that's an opinion thing. I barely play retro games, and so far the ones that I have wanted to play I can find them on the online stores for either PS3 or Wii. Again, that's only been two or three games.

Besides, it's too hard to predict what the technology could be for…

I know everyone is up-in-arms about this "always online" thing, and I'm genuinely not trying to troll or start an argument, but... am I the only one around here who doesn't really care about always being online?

I understand the specific situations in which people would be upset, but I am speaking just about me…

"...to punish those" By those, you mean Obama, right?

I'm not afraid either. All I have to do is place a tinfoil hat over my cameras. It's not even a big deal, I have a million of 'em.

Can you guys refrain from using my name in the verb form? It's very hurtful, especially since I'm not a bad guy. How would you like "David Hayter Jasons At Konami on Twitter"?

Not bad, but I'd prefer something a little less punny. Something like Call of Man's Best Friend: The Retrieval

It kind of looks like a rubber duck if you have no idea what a rubber duck looks like

I'd say it looks more like the worst drawing of Chile ever.

Where's the statue's dog?

Wow, this is the most misleading and obviously biased bullshit I have ever seen. I would be embarrassed to share that if I was you.

I like the one guy who just chills there for a while then calmly takes off. The Anti-Leeroy Jenkins.

I'm surprised he wasn't planning a bunch of 360 no scope trickshots

That's kind of the joke. You should probably lighten up.