Meanwhile, Maury Povich’s “Know Your Y” trademark is alive and well.

Good morn, Mr. Emmert.

Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.

Playoff hockey overtime is a fantastic spectacle when you have no horse in the race.*

THANK YOU for talking about wear bars. I’m in tire design with Michelin and it boggles my mind how many places online tell people to go find a penny to check the depth. We are government regulated to put 6 sets of wear bars around a tire (not as easy as it sounds) and people don’t even know they exist...

You seem to be putting quite a bit of effort into it, yourself.

I think maybe you should calm down, take a breath, step back, and consider whether you might be the one with the issue here.

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

This fuckin guy.

Triggered?

Cool.

What would you know about being a man?

So basically the lesson here is for students to go right to the media and not even give the adminstration a chance to bury their complaints.

Those are literally the words the police chief used. What’s the matter with you?

I know comedy’s subjective, but if you’re going to joke up about somebody’s death, the punchline ought to be funny.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

He never really struck me as a collosal Ahole or a mean spirited person. Just a guy that had trouble handling fame with some addiction problems to boot.

Manzplaining.

That is not the take I would have expected.