There's some cosmic irony in the fact that the heavily feminist Supergirl's three best episodes this season are the ones that featured Superman.

This is going to be one big animated shart. David Tennant is a terrific actor but a terrible Scrooge McDuck and now this guy I hate purely on the basis of his name alone. The fact that I also find all of his work to be awful is mere coincidence.

Last week I had a missed call and voicemail message from a former IRA terrorist who killed several people with a car bomb and is now a local Councillor in Ireland. I am not Irish nor do I live there. It was the darndest thing.

If it's a success, it soon will be.

Older and way posher. She's doing The Moment instead of actual Rose.

It's pretty clear she simply cannot do the Rose Tyler accent anymore. I love Billie Piper but this sounds awful.

Where can I see this memo?

Would you like a job writing for the av club? Sounds like you'd fit right in.

It doesn't exist online prior to my version and there are hundreds (at least) examples of it being copied word for word with my username removed (and lots with it intact, tbf). Is it possible others thought of the gag before I did? Sure, it's not hugely inventive (I wouldn't ever actually be so mental as to try…

I love that you called me a baby when I've displayed zero emotion and you're having a massive tantrum. You should be embarrassed but you probably think you look really cool right now, like Alvin Stardust or something.

I didn't actually mean to come across as cagey there, it was the terminally unfunny Russell Howard.

Please, continue to defend race baiting while making ridiculously dated references. You've really found your niche.

Or you're just a witless dullard. Yes, that seems more likely.

If that's your best you should give up posting anything on the internet ever

As the originator of the "replace wand with wang in harry potter" meme I'm now fantasizing about suing all the people who stole it wholesale. One British comic has done it on the radio and TV. Funnily enough I hated him long before I ever discovered he was a joke thief who'd ripped me off personally.

I admit I'm going on memory of the original reporting of the story but I recall it being pretty blatant the jokes had been ripped off. I expect a settlement will be incoming.

You understand it's not a criminal court, right? It's not like justice is being put on hold to settle this dispute.

That's Mr Not Race Baiting Trash to you.

And though there’s still a chance this could turn out to be another red herring, suggesting a black man who’s achieved window-office success has gotten there on the back of the gang activity he orchestrates is always kind of a big ask.

It bugs me to an irrational degree. I've never liked SVU but the original show was always solid and often spectacular. People forget how high the pedigree was with L&O, especially in its first ten or so years.