Things I can never imagine saying about my child:

I’m starting to think that dashcams are the cause of all these freak accidents. It’s the only logical explanation.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

Rick Springfield was amazing

Although he said “shot” and not “killed” so maybe there’s still time for Colin Farrell to be the true detective!

Yeah, so what?

Your lead actors are mostly charismatic humans playing wildly against type and trying to see who sucks the least at it

In the ‘upcoming scenes’ there’s a guy who refers to one of his officers being shot. I doubt they’d talk that way if he got hit with just rock salt.