1. The coffin lid was open

I love their show. The idea of them doing my house is literally the only thing on earth that could ever make me even think about pondering the possibility of considering moving to Texas.

Will there be a quiz to detect the probability of finding shiplap in my walls?

Boo. I didn't want to know that.

I think Repubs might like it because: manly men fighting scary shit.

I’m considering downloading but I’m not sure yet.

I saw a tweet that said basically that Nintendo did in 24 hours what Michelle Obama was trying to do for 8 years, get kids to go outside and exercise.

Okay #realtalk for a second.

Donald Trump will solve this by building a wall around women.

Are you kidding me?

Bonus points for getting the answer to WWJD 100% WRONG dipshit!

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

Well in NBC’s defense, I don’t think there has been enough coverage on this election. Who’s even running? I wouldn’t know. I mean, an analysis of a poignant and provocative music video? Nah, give me more Trump.

Toth, and it’s a Buffy reference that I made to amuse myself. I am a Brit and to my knowledge it’s not an actual slang term in any way.

Jim Toth has very nice handwriting for someone whose name is a British term for moron.