That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Nah. That’s butthole son.

Wow, that’s horrible.

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

Oh good, I thought there might be no one here justifying fucking a shark’s corpse. Crisis averted.

“Costas should not”

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

Cut the man some slacks.

Are you kidding me? Of course he does, and like a true winner, he finishes first.

so it’s not entirely unbelievable that they slide in again and make things exciting.

“First, to get a cranberry juice stain off of your shirt, put it in the washer. Don’t, as I did, shoot two people in a SUV outside of the club.”

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

I just laughed 'til I cried. Thanks for that.

There are always several hundred of the little shits on you before the first one bites. I think they've got a bugler and they wait for the "Okay, he's ripe" signal before they start in on you.

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