So... how is Kara taking this?

I want her to be President some day.

MOM’S BACK

Fourth of Ju-Lies

“...when people called me stupid after winning Miss America and a bimbo for working at Fox News.”

Better:

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

I like to imagine that her and Kendall are secretly dating.

What are you doing down there that is preventing you from breathing? I have never had that problem while eating out.

Both of you missed the part in the middle of the article where it says the thing is meant to allow you to give oral sex while underwater.

No evidence?!

...and Rachael Ray lets out a deep sigh for these women.

Dude (or lady) she’s been lasting 15 *years*! lmao

White jeans are the curse Yolanda Foster has put on all of us for not believing in her lyme journey.

Wouldn’t it be great if he ended up getting back together with Winona Ryder. Please let this happen!

So... are y’all, like, on strike or something? Because no one’s posted any articles here or at Gawker in several hours.