Medicare has been fantastic for my parents. Of course, that isn't available to everyone. And the GOP wants to kill it.

I find it best to simply put my life energy into a phylactery, and then hide the phylactery. As long as it is safe, I'm okay.

And thus were the wheels of fate set in motion which in 2016 brought a fetid mutant pumpkin to the White House.

I was surprised the guy expressed disappointment that the glass kid was never able to finish the course. Of course he wasn't. He might have died, especially if he landed on his neck like the other kid. Not only would that be bad for the glass kid, but it'd be bad for the kids who saw it happen. And the adults, for…

Mediocre white dad didn't know that his family were victims of WHITE GENOCIDE

I think it all came from Justin Bieber's dad.

For the skater who wants to get stoked listening to Rush Limbaugh.

If they need money they should sell real burial plots in it to movie fans. "Take your eternal rest in an eternal classic of film"

No love for Sulky Syncline.

Capitol idea!

Nooo! Everyone has to suggest "spotted dick" or "toad in the hole".