And next, Wawel Jesus:

Someone put a curse on her because of her incestuous conception. Her mother died in child birth and she was effectively born as a striga in the crypt.

Isn’t that cockatrices? I thought basilisks were hatched from serpents’ eggs.

only the longest blog for the longest fictional dildo will do. 

I want to inject this post into my veins

I didn't have to, I got an email about it and it was applied to my account automatically. Might have only been pre-orders?

How do you claim this? I purchased this controller and ran steam on Mac! 

Wow. That is a hell of a make-good.

When the controller was released it didn’t work on Macs as promised, so anyone who had run Steam on a Mac who bought a controller at launch got Valve’s entire catalogue - past and future.

System widely predicted to be dumpster fire, shocks no one as it proceeds to burn its garbage organs in spectacular fashion.

I wouldn't say it's a small number of users, seems like everyone has one problem or another. Tons of devices haven't even shipped, and the rest of us have a paperweight until we get the damn code 

It’s a shitshow. Both the subreddit and discord are 95% posts about lacking codes to create the accounts

This has to be one of the worst preorder launches of a product in recent history, I’m pretty sure Google just killed their own product without even trying.

Agreed, io9 loves Wonder Woman quite a bit. I don’t... I liked it a lot when I saw it in theaters though it was a solid B+ film which was nice after the trashfire that was BvS. However, looking back I like it less and less. You pointed out some of biggest flaws and its greatest strength (its cast). Honestly, as a…

Totally agree.  It was the first DC movie that didn’t suck. That doesn’t make it a good movie, though.  It shouldn’t be in the top 10.

Yeah, Wonder Woman is very middle-of-the-road as far as superhero films go. But as far as superheroine movies go? It’s a fucking masterpiece.

I know Wonder Woman was an important movie, but I felt it was at best decent. The villain was forgettable.

Logan outside the top five and the best MCU film in The Winter Soldier only at honourable mention. Ya... I’ll stick with I respectfully disagree with a large amount of this list. But hey, subjective  exercise is subjective. 

Well, that’s how it’s described in the books - a lot of pirouettes there.

Wait. Andy Kaufman faked Bill Murray’s death?

GAME. CHANGED.