Rolling shitflames?

Smart Board is already a term for interactive whiteboards used in classrooms.

But... how are the boards smart? They don’t do any thinking or processing. They just balance and go where you lean. If they self-navigate to me and brought me a cold drink whenever I whistled, then yes, I’d start calling them smart boards.

And any actual, competent technician would refuse this job.

And she hasn’t even gotten to the hair!

+1 for the Trump comment. I almost missed it. Well done.

+1 for the Trump comment. I almost missed it. Well done.

Oh hey Donald, I guess even you can’t miss these huuuge savings.

Oh hey Donald, I guess even you can’t miss these huuuge savings.

Probably those damn “hackers”

Best way to take a selfie is to hand someone else the camera.

I really hate that now...My wife told me she was really glad we didn’t name our black cat Isis (I wanted to name her that after Selena Kyle, aka Catwoman’s, black cat) because she thought we’d be referring to the stupid activist group.

He’s actually on record as saying that if the planes hit one of his buildings, they would have simply bounced off.

I’m gonna hold off on forming an opinion until Trump weighs in on this. He knows a lot about New York and he says what he means.

Weaken the right set of beams and you can cause a cascading effect when one floor suddenly collapses on top of another. If you watch the video of the Two Towers falling you can clearly see that the buildings collapse from the top down, not the bottom up. Inertia is a bitch.

watched that movie so many times as a kid; couldn’t even tell you the plot or what it was about.

Would YOU marry someone who wasn’t drift-compatible?

Considering the first thing he says on camera is “I’m the next billion dollar CEO,” I’m not sure I believe that “don’t care about money” thing.

This will get drones stolen, guaranteed.

Musk did offer Hotz a couple million dollars to develop this under Tesla, but Hotz refused because he’s not doing this for the money.

The guy seams annoyingly cocky, if I were Musk I would offer him a contract to implement his tech as long as he takes liability for its safety. No? You don’t want the liability? Then don’t be an ass bad mouthing companies who will.