The waterbed. I lost it at the waterbed.

Is Yasmin Vossoughian a Kohl’s customer service rep or something? Why can’t she go off script?

This is gold. From his casual Edward Scossorhands references to her complete lack of response...GOLD I TELL YOU, GOLD.

I HAVE DONE NOTHING IN MY LIFE TO BE WORTHY OF THIS VIDEO

Holy crap. So awesome.

(“SS” stands for “steady state”)

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Here’s the deal, kids. And yes, I know that’s condescending, but I say it from a place of humility as a 42-year-old tech dude, because I didn’t practice what I’m about to preach.

Did you know that you can charm them with Axii?

I don't have a Wii U, but I have a Gamecube controller and willing to travel.

Go visit the Greenbelt! I liked hiking around and exploring there as much or more than many parks that aren't in the middle of amazing cities filled with delicious barbecue.

I live in North Austin, where us (mentally) old/boring people don't go outside, except to the Redbox.

Oof, how long before some paranoid individual sees one of these things and calls a bomb squad?

The hell is going on in the office today?

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

The fact that 98% who tried wanted to buy the Morpheus is amazing.

Just followed this guide http://lifehacker.com/5897796/how-to… with this icon set http://verybore.in/microsoft-offi…

they have more then one machine rendering at a time. so it's not one frame at a time. also each frame is rendered out in multiple render layers and thats what they mean by 11.5 hours per frame. when they say 12,500 cpu.. they r saying they have a HUGE render farm. how do i know? lets just say i work in this…