If they’ll pay me $36,000 to find a place to put 1,000 barrels, I’ll find a way to make that work.

“How big can a barrel of oil be? 10 gallons?”

That’s a bad whack at an Arrested Development gag there. I’ve been inside too long.

It’s cool but I’m just not sure they’re going to honor his warranty.

JUNE 2021?!?!?!?!

I own a small digital agency and we’re likely going to see about 200K of sales evaporate in the next week. Likely going to fold in the coming months.

Buuuut... if everyone’s folding there’ll be a surplus of labor so I guess foundnig another startup it is. I’m just getting too old for this jank.

Did indeed. Still holding.

Nothing they said indicated to me, comparing to WHO advice for what to do, that we were going to limit casualties. That’s why I was surprised. Someone said some uninformed words, some uninformed money guys saw a smiley face and pressed buy.

But I’m going to make that up today before the bell even rings, apparently.

By comparison, Bitcoin lost half its value in two days. Global outlook vs. national outlook?

I took out a number of no brainer short positions leading up to this announcement knowing it was likely a national emergency announcement.

I watched a national emergency be casually declared.

I watched a parade of CEOs talk about how good things were going.

Then I watched the market jump up three points across the board.

I…

I absolutely have *something* right now (following five flights in three days) and called in to look at getting tested. I was highly discouraged from doing so over the phone. In fact, I was told they have to order in test kits while you’re still there at the hospital/clinic and have to stick around until a test kit…

I might have misinterpreted this but we’ll see.

More robust viewing data would still be a huge plus with specific and very selfish regard to what I do. :) 

That’s not really the information I was looking for. It’s not the most popular content on the site, rather just what they think you’ll watch. I get how one thing serves their business model and the thing I really want doesn’t, but damn. I really, really want to know what the most popular show is by viewership and…

Pretty damn good. If you hadn’t told me I’m not sure I’d have noticed outright, but I can still identify cracks in the paint if I look hard. There are occasional artifacts- but it’s just a matter of time before they button those up.

Untitled Goose Game.

I’m strongly considering dedicating a large sum toward shorting their stock.

I used to work for Richard Linklater, who shared a space with Austin Studios on the same lot as the movie Machete while it was being filmed and remember one day they had giant slabs of rock on palates just sitting in the parking lot outside the sound stages. I’m talking two stories tall and 50 feet long each. Then I…

Ugh, prop is the bane of our existence. We really need a new skunk works method.

Of all the dystopian future scenarios that could play out, this one’s not so bad. Fast cars! Shiny and chrome! Vroom vroom!

See y’all in Valhalla.

Dude, I hope that was a breakaway top curb because if he forgot to turn his head he could have otherwise been decapitated.

The top was DEFINITELY breakaway... right?

Spoiler alert, he was dead the whole time.