Can’t unsee that.

I was in Cannes at a pretty nice hotel- drinks in the lobby bar were something like 35 euro- and if you wore a little black dress and weren’t with someone, you were escorted out. A girl I had gone on a date with the night before wasn’t allowed to come into the bar area until I went out to get her. They thought she was…

Oddly this is one of the best things that could probably happen to Tesla right now. I was actually already kicking myself for not buying one already when this “shortage” started.

Austin resident here. We’re going on three days of no gas at the station two blocks from me because people won’t chill the f*ck out. It’s insane.

Hate all you want but simple question- when has this guy not delivered? Sometimes a little later than he says, but he always delivers.

I live at sea level and get spotty vision and momentary blackouts anywhere above 11,000 ft. I used to be able to handle that elevation without issue. I have no clue what precisely changed in the last decade (except probably a lot less collegiate sports and a lot more desk work) but for me to ascend a 14'er at this…

I have their carpet cleaner, not steamer, which cost a little more and was worth every penny. The water comes up just filthy, which begs the question what the hell you were doing to your carpets as the sole male occupant of your domicile.

I have their carpet cleaner, not steamer, which cost a little more and was worth every penny. The water comes up…

“Although I don’t really like to call it work!”

I’m holding out for my free arm tattoo. You know. The one with the scannable barcode.

Tyrell is alive?!

You know those Samsung phones that have been exploding? As a 6s owner I’m starting to think those are looking like the better option at this point...

Roy 2 is gonna be sick.

What’s the grapple to schmeckle conversion rate this day? Scratch that, only have flurbos in my wallet.

Finally.

Princess Ashley? More like EMPEROR Ashley! Muahahahahaha!!!

I’m not positive but I’m like 99% sure that the character is voiced by the same actress who played Anna in HBO’s Big Love. If that’s not her, I’m a monkey’s uncle.

Mine crashes on open after revoking access.

Or you could just stack multiple ultrawides vertically. VIDEO WALL!

You just know he’s currently Googling “How to make a GIF of me tackling a nonviolent pedestrian into my desktop wallpaper.”

I live here and apologies if someone already wrote this, but for most people who voted for increased regulation despite the risk of their pullout, the issue ultimately came down to Uber and Lyft bullying the entire city into acquiescing. Nobody in Austin was going to have that.