jonhartwig
jonhartwig
jonhartwig

An anything-for-ants comment always deserves a star.

If an alien civilization had the power to travel to our planet by harnessing an otherworld propulsion system, it’s not us they’d be even the least concerned about. We’d be ants on a technological scale.

So a bunch of old people who probably have to have their nephews reset their modems and routers at holiday gatherings are our last line of defense against net neutrality rollback?

If you just gave lightsabers to the teachers there’d be no more Jedi school killings.

I think it’s crashed. I can’t get the damn thing to complete a search using two different OS’s/machines.

I’m sold.

You get yourself a side of hush puppies and now we’re talking.

It’s like a hurricane pissing contest. I wish we could have named them Mayweather and McGregor.

You guys in talks with anyone right now? I have no idea how to leave my contact info here without getting flagged or spammed. I’m personally not in a position to buy but would love to help however I can. We’ve sold/distro’d two horror features so far and had a short in Cannes this year so we might be able to compare

“Mr. Meseeks, please fit quantum entanglement into some sort of standardized model.”

Oddly this is one of the best things that could probably happen to Tesla right now. I was actually already kicking myself for not buying one already when this “shortage” started.

Austin resident here. We’re going on three days of no gas at the station two blocks from me because people won’t chill the f*ck out. It’s insane.

There must have been 1.5... maybe 2 million asteroids in that photo.

Hate all you want but simple question- when has this guy not delivered? Sometimes a little later than he says, but he always delivers.

Welcome to quantum physics, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

You live in Hollywood? Because I really have not found that to be the case to be honest. Not trying to start a fight, it’s just fact. About 30% of the Oscar winners were shot on RED this year and the year before. The rest were mainly Arri.

They’ve never posted pictures but every time I fly with equipment I get a notice in the case saying they’ve rifled through about a hundred thousand dollars of camera equipment they have no business touching, moving, or handling in any way whatsoever. People on our sets get fired for less than that, but the TSA gets a

I live at sea level and get spotty vision and momentary blackouts anywhere above 11,000 ft. I used to be able to handle that elevation without issue. I have no clue what precisely changed in the last decade (except probably a lot less collegiate sports and a lot more desk work) but for me to ascend a 14'er at this

There’s a lot of potential here for an expanded film, but so much potential to muck it up as well. I’m not sure I’d take the risk at this point without really thinking through a solid resolution.