So do corpses. That’s not a threat. Just what happens when we all gradually kill ourselves due to changes we knew we could have made but didn’t because we acted on feelings instead of, you know, logic, reason and evidence.

Yeah, hi, uh, quick question- is she real?

I’m holding out for my free arm tattoo. You know. The one with the scannable barcode.

Tyrell is alive?!

Actually for that matter, no one I’ve demoed this with has gotten a headache either. You might want to check your IPD or something.

I’m not a superhero or anything, but I don’t get this eye strain that everyone talks about. I can go probably two or three hours straight without a break and even then it’s usually to pee.

I couldn’t stand to listen to Sigourney Weaver after hearing it originally narrated by Attenborough. Nails on a chalkboard.

Exactly. While I feel bad for the shark, a couple cuts and scratches is nothing. He looks like he’s going to be just fine.

Opening a dental practice alongside this thing’s ship date.

Damnit. Damnit. WHY did you point that out? Damnit. Enter another itch I cannot scratch.

This is a funny question three years later. I’m probbaly not the average user, but when we shoot video we’re dumping up to a couple TB per day, so it totally matters now. :)

The first time watching that scene I was definitely a bit thunderstruck, but it doesn’t still sting the way this scene does for some reason. Regardless, this show is just riddled with these little, razor sharp moments, and that’s a hard thing to do in a cartoon in which there’s literally a character named Mr. Poopy…

I’m sure you mean that Sam Houston“statue” on I-45, which is probably tall in stature. :)

This completely fucked me up for months.

Yes, let’s base all future value on past results. This is why I am a heavy investor in the printing press and the wheel.

Commercials about celebrities (or anyone) spouting bad ideas always seem to reinforce how the ad agency of record is actually out of legitimately good ideas.

They could start be removing the headphone jack from the VR system. That would probably make it at least a little cooler.

“No one ever comes to visit me anymore.”

Doubters gonna doubt but here we are.