jonhartwig
jonhartwig
jonhartwig

So you’re one of those glass-half-empty kind of dudes, huh.

I demo’d some stuff like this at NAB this past year and most of it blew me completely away. Because even the stuff that was still primitively designed, you could see the potential in it. It’s going to be a weird decade.

You know what you’re talking about and arrived at the final product deliberately, which is more than enough defense for me. Nod of mutual respect for that. Again, just not my taste. :)

Eh, it’s a little hot but it’s not scorched or anything. I’d argue the original was a little too underexposed despite what the histogram says, but that’s my personal preference. Potato, potato.

Oceans, man. They’re always in the last place you look.

Still rocking an iPhone 5 16GB. It’s just about useless as a media device because everything requires so much damn space now.

You should see commercial production budgets. I like to get pretty granular with mine. I think my generic template is about 160 rows.

Stop eating fish, too, because they are drinking all are water.

I took a fish oil pill as I was reading this and instantly both grew a full three inches and proved zero... sooo... pretty much still working for me.

Those Spanish villages look nice, but I’m afraid they might clash with the other Spanish villages I already own.

Why would they treat the urine before drinking it? Seems like a perfectly good waste of urine. They shouldn’t waste a thing in space. Millennials. AMIRITE?

That’s why every morning I get up and slaughter my own beavers so I can know exactly what I’m putting through my meat grinder. Plus they’re lower in glutens.

That’s why I’ve started sucking on fish heads every morning for my Omega 3 fatty acid.

A couple colossi or some firebats should take care of those lickity split.

That’s an AWESOME idea for a an action comedy. Maybe the guy wearing it could be Zak Galifianakis paired up with Steve Carell in “Get Smart 2”!

WE’VE GOT OUR 2016 SUMMER HIT. CANCEL FANT4STICK 2!

Well, that was a hell of a paper, though I have to dock them for not citing their sources via AP standards, so overall A-. Hang that one on your refrigerator!

This could actually be a good thing. If we judge these companies based on how they manage their available resources, it might increase their corporate accountability.